"Masturbation Destroys You"

bein 17ut for 5 years and not knowin many gay guys, esp gay guys tht live near me masturbation is essential! and the fact tht weneva i go swimmin with friends i see sum of the fittest guys at school naked doesnt help!! and jerr i will probs neva understand y u dont wank but keep it up:icon_bigg :icon_bigg

 

That article or book or whatever it is is just BULL!

 

Well it's a good book if you really want to quit masturbating... Don't know why anybody would want to tho.

I can't see any negative sides to masturbating, it's a great way to kill time at work

 

lol i guess you should be careful... it would be embarrising if someone sees you! lol

 

Well I've been masturbating for over 30 years and it hasn't destroyed me (or had any negative effects) yet.

 

i laughed so hard when i saw that site!

 

I will continue destroying myself, I think.

 

Wow...why would anyone even waste their time writing this book...

 

destroying myself is fun!!!! lol ^_^

 

He claims that masturbation is a waste of time, and in the part where he says why masturbation is bad for you, all he says stems from, "It's a waste of time". I wasted more time spending 30 seconds reading his webs-site than I waste masturbating. (What I mean by that is that masturbation isn't a waste of time.)

 

Wow! You can masturbate in under 30 seconds? That's quite a feat!

Jk, I get your point...as long as you're smart about it (as in don't go at it 10x a workday), masturbation is hardly a waste of time; it's really just another recreational activity.

 

hahaha are they serious!

I guess my life is destroyed and that my health is so bad that I'm going to die soon! I can't believe what kind of stuff people can be convinced to buy. I don't think masturbating is bad.

 

Haha, same here. :lol:

 

Sometimes Im late to work because I've been masturbating. I'm not joking either haha.

 

I've done that a few times aswell :roflmao:

 

i often cant concentrate on what im doing if i "need to", i have to do it so i can focus

 

HOW THE FUNKEY MUNKEY IS THIS:

"Creates a negative psychology that can affect your business life"

TRUE?

 

Its true... I'm late for work. >_>

 

I seem to remember a website for a religion called something like the Fire Baptized Brethren of God, inc. that read like a parody. It was saying things like "Parents! Put boxing gloves on your children before they sleep, so they can't masturbate!" I'm not convinced it wasn't a parody, but he does link to John Chick, who is another demented religious fanatic, so it's hard to say.

I spent an hour finding flaws in the entire argument of the man who wrote the site, and ended up getting several examples of why, in his own words, and using only the bible quotes on his page, he is going to Hell, and such.

One rather funny flaw was that he claimed that the feeling of pleasure from masturbation was due to millions of brain cells dying, and didn't seem to realise that actual sex will result in an orgasm too.

Also, he claimed that he had scientific proof - which is impossible, because there is far too much proof against it - which makes him a liar. Now, considering the quote from revelations stating that liars, amongst others, would be cast into the lake of fire and brimstone, I really hope he likes to swim in flames.

That was way too much fun. I sent him an email about it. Website's not there anymore, sadly. It was good for light entertainment.

They use that as a way to convince parents. They basically say that masturbation causes depression, and that's why their teens are depressed, rather than because teenagers have mood swings due to hormone imbalances, and, well, because the world becomes a lot more complicated when you hit that age.

I wouldn't be so sure. It appears to have turned you into a cat.

 

^^^^

very funny i lolled at that, specially the cat part. stupid religinonononon