What was your first gay experience like?

I have yet to visit a gay bar, unless I did and did not know it. I have strong fantasies sitting next to a cute guy, gently massaging his thighs and crotch under the table until we can't stand it and have to head somewhere private whew! Throw some cold water on me.

 

Haha. Had a similar dream lying half awake this morning. Only it didn't happen in a bar and we were alone. I feel trouble coming! (Think that's a song can't remember the band. Two guys. Heavy beat)

 

My ex wife bought me a one hour in-home massage (female). Quite relaxing. No happy ending. I think it would be fun to swap massages with a male.

 

I do not know that song. There is something deliciously taboo about being aroused in a public place. There is a great video on Porn Hub in which one gent masturbates another under the table. I would be too nervous as the recipient but it would be fun to treat a guy to that pleasure.

 

It's Royal Blood. A two piece, I think they're from Brighton (Sussex). I went to a bar in Bangkok a long time ago where this service was provided as you drank a beer. Pity, I was with my gf at the time, the dancing girls didn't oblige. Shit what's this life but full of woes? Now I know what I really want and access is nigh impossible. How do you gatecrash this party as a restart? I'm not new, I just haven't touched another man for decades!

 

For sure. Let's do that. Also on yesichat same name...

 

You could try being a gay stand-up comic

 

That would go down well with my wife!

 

You simply tell her you are practicing for a gay character role in an upcoming blockbuster movie that will make you millions. Your dilemma will be how to explain your failure to get the part, in the likely event the movie is dropped. And then, what happens to your brief career as a gay stand-up comic?

good luck

 

Just idly wondering where the flattering idea that I might become a stand up comic came from....

 

Your earlier post, and now I can't recall which, had some humor, some subtle that I thought was funny. Unfortunately, humor is losing some protections from the woke poison. A few years ago there was a young guy on America's Got Talent who stuttered. His ability to find humor in his disability was super. Okay, alternate sexual preferences are not a disability but some audiences would find that humor, including self-deprecating humorous, I know I would.

 

Wow, that’s my story to a tee! Only difference is I’m in my 70’s…

 

Hadn’t seen this before. Might have described this elsewhere, but anyway….

In my early 20s, I answered a personal ad. Well before the internet. A guy answered back and we agreed to meet at his house. I had no sooner taken my coat off and sat down when he put his hand on my crotch. I’d have preferred to get a little acquainted first, but I figured when in Rome…
This is the first time I had been one on one naked with a man. I let him lead. It was basically stroking and sucking. Then he was in my mouth and came. I swallowed it all without a fuss. I wasn’t able to orgasm, due to nerves, not that being turned on, etc.
He later told me that this was his and his boyfriend’s home. Showed his character! A few days later he called again asking if I would like to come to a party. (Guess I made a better impression on him than he did on me!) I declined and I never heard from him again.