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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

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    Granted but now you get sad about most every thing, even really cheesy movies.

    I wish that my grades were up 2.5% more so that I would finish off the school year at 100%.
     
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    Granted but the school board accuses you of cheating and you get kicked out.

    I wish I was better at remembering things I need to do.
     
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    Granted, but you can only remember them when you have to do them.

    I wish that I wasn’t racked be pain all the time.
     
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    Granted, but now.... (worst words in the universe) you can never wear heels again because you always trip as soon as they are on.

    I wish i didn’t sweat as easy as I do.
     
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    Granted, but now it smells stronger when you do.


    I wish I could get my hair how I like it.
     
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    Granted, but now people won't stop pestering you about grooming tips & tricks.

    I wish I could wake up each morning perfectly rested.
     
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    Granted, but your body requires 14 hours of sleep a night for you to feel rested so you don't have enough time for other things.

    I wish ice cream was a healthy breakfast.
     
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    Granted but now if you eat it at any other time of the day you are shamed on the Telly.

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of milk chocolate.
     
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    Granted, but now you are never allowed to eat anything else as long as you live.

    I wish the dragon in my avatar was real and I could keep her as a pet.
     
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    Granted but she's a horrible little thing, always setting stuff on fire and attacking anyone who comes near your.

    I wish I had more initiative to do things.
     
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    Granted but they will never meet your standards.

    I wish my skin would clear up.
     
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    Granted, but it turns bright bubble gum pink.

    I wish that l could preform a perfect court.
     
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    Granted, but no matter how neatly you sink those three-pointers, the judge keeps sustaining the prosecution's objections, and the ladies offer their favors to the other knights.
    (Yeah, I'm not sure what kind of "court" you're talking about)

    I wish I could draw better.
     
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    Granted only you can only draw sex scenes.

    (A court’s a flip which is really hard which three of my brothers can do perfectly.)

    I wish that everyone I met thought I was halarious and cool.
     
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    Granted that is all you will be remembered for, becoming an object of entertainment for everyone else.

    I wish I could express myself creatively in a more refined fashion.
     
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    granted, but everyone is intemidated by you and in ae of you and no one will become your friends.

    I wish my brothers would all go dumb.
     
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    Granted, but they are also Deaf and Blind(and play a mean pinball)

    I Wish I could fly with dragons in a land of heart.
     
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    Granted, but the dragons there are very rude.

    I wish there were more single lesbians in my age group.
     
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    Granted, but they’re all Harbour Freight Lesbians

    I wish I could sleep without having to rely on a chemical to calm my mind
     
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    Granted, but this comes about through achieving ego death, and now you have to re-think your life.

    I wish I could see my therapist right now.