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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

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  1. GreenRun

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    I broke up with you because you're too dang cute. And you're welcome.
     
    #801 GreenRun, Oct 17, 2018
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    I broke up with you because compliments kill me lol.
     
    #802 Love4Ever, Oct 17, 2018
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    I broke up with you because my notifications have been all screwy and I didn't even see that you replied until I checked just now.
     
    #803 GreenRun, Oct 17, 2018
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    Because you didn’t bother to check earlier.
     
    #804 Cas girl, Oct 17, 2018
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    I broke up with you because I didn't know how to love you or continue this thread.
     
    #805 Verklighet, Oct 18, 2018
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    I broke up with you for not being creative enough.
     
    #806 GreenRun, Oct 18, 2018
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    I broke up with you because I had enough of anything involving green.
     
    #807 Loves books, Oct 23, 2018
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    I broke up with you because I love green.
     
    #808 Love4Ever, Oct 23, 2018
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    I broke up with you because we had too many fights about our differences in colour preference.
     
    #809 Loves books, Oct 23, 2018
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    I broke up with you because we needed to agree about color preference.
     
    #810 Love4Ever, Oct 23, 2018
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    I broke up with you because I thought you'd like blue more. It is the warmest color after all. :wink: (I know, awful pun, but I had to)
     
    #811 GreenRun, Oct 23, 2018
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    I broke up with you because you broke the golden rule of no puns
    (Still need to see that movie tho, definitely on my to-watch list)
     
    #812 DirectionNorth, Dec 12, 2018
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    I broke up with you because you think not having puns should be a rule.
     
    #813 Verklighet, Dec 12, 2018
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    I broke up with you because you didn't make enough puns.
     
    #814 Spoon Mage, Dec 12, 2018
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    and i broke up with you (me) because that was an awful reason to break up with someone.
     
    #815 Spoon Mage, Dec 12, 2018
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    I broke up with you because that's the only thing we could ever agree on.
     
    #816 Verklighet, Dec 13, 2018
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    i broke up with you because you're too far away
     
    #817 Spoon Mage, Dec 13, 2018
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    I broke up with you because I don’t think you can handle long distance relationship.
     
    #818 Cas girl, Dec 14, 2018
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    I broke up with you because you look like you are throwing shade.
     
    #819 Mia Mize, Dec 14, 2018
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    i broke up with you because i ran out of reasons to break up with people. (it makes sense, shaddup.)
     
    #820 Spoon Mage, Dec 14, 2018
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