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I bought myself a Fleshjack and I don't want my mum finding out, how do I keep it from her?

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  1. TizianoBae

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    Hi everyone,

    I bought myself a Fleshjack Endurance on Sunday from eBay and I do not want my mum finding out that I have bought myself a masturbator, she's very inquisitive and wants to know what I spend my money on, it's not arriving until Thursday or Friday and I want to be there so I can get it and open it in my own room without her knowing about it, the antibacterial spray and renewal powder for the Fleshjack will be tomorrow so I'll tell her it's Blu-rays or CDs, I mean I am 23 so why can't I have my own masturbator? :confused:
     
    #1 TizianoBae, Dec 4, 2017
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    If she snoops, tell her that this was a lesson in minding her own business!
     
    #2 Jon Jon, Dec 4, 2017
  3. TizianoBae

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    True, she never knows I am masturbating now, she has found me masturbating a lot when I was younger and she actually told me off for it, now she doesn't care if I masturbate, I just hope she doesn't open my door to find me using my Fleshjack some day, what an embarrassment that would be :dizzy_face:
     
    #3 TizianoBae, Dec 4, 2017
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    After cleaning and letting it dry, I would suggest storing it in the box it comes with? It's a plain cardboard box so it wouldn't draw any attention.
     
    #4 mituaski, Dec 4, 2017
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    And oh, you should lock the door while masturbating.
     
    #5 mychemromance99, Dec 5, 2017
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    Unfortunately I can't lock my bedroom door, my mum usually knocks when I'm in my room anyway.
     
    #6 TizianoBae, Dec 5, 2017
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    Hide it any where but your underwear drawer or under the bed... Cause that is the first place a mom looks.
     
    #7 Shorthaul, Dec 6, 2017
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    My mum never goes into my room anyway, I mean I recently started balloon modelling and I can hardly get into my room because of all the balloons :sweat_smile:, but I will hide it, I for sure as hell don't want anyone to find it, my twin sister knows that I bought it for myself, so she's actually the only one who knows, but if my younger sister or God forbid my nephews found it I'd be screwed.
     
    #8 TizianoBae, Dec 6, 2017
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    Buy a lockbox. I don't know if they still make these, or if they're available in other countries besides the U.S. but Vaultz is a brand that sells cheap lockboxes and the like.
     
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    I could hide the Fleshjack where I put my modelling balloons, no one would never look in there or I could always put it in the cupboard below there as no one would never look in there either.
     
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    It's almost Christmas. Just tell her it's Christmas gifts that you've ordered online
     
    #11 SemiCharmedLife, Dec 8, 2017
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