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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. AlastairCH

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    Granted, but you are not allowed to spend a penny.

    I wish that there was world peace.
     
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    I wish for that too!!! Oh I mean, granted, but there will be natural disasters more frequently to balance the earth.
    I wish I could watch all the nice movies I want for free and on that instance that I want to watch it
     
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    Granted... but you go deaf the moment the movies start and regain your hearing when they end...

    I wish I could understand my beliefs
     
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    Granted, but you get so indulged with it you don't understand any other thing except your beliefs.
    I wish i could help anyone that needs helping and wont loose anyone.
     
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    Granted, but in doing so their problems become yours and no one can help you.

    I wish for a pet unicorn.
     
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    Granted but the unicorn hates you, so it bite, kicks, and stabs you whenever you go near it.

    I wish that I could write a very detailed wish that was so specific no one can corrupt it into something negative.
     
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    Granted, but you get carpal tunnel while writing it, and can never properly move your wrist again.



    I wish I didn't have to go to work today.
     
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    Granted, but your boss decided they don't need you anymore and decided to fire you.
    I wish I could just teleport to places I want to go and don't have to drive or walk far.
     
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    Granted, but you mispronounce 'diagon' and end up on 'knockturn' alley.

    I wish I could live to be 100.
     
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    Fine i'll just speak my wishes into a voice to text converter from now on ;P

    Anyways, granted life till 100 but you spend the last 50 years in a coma.

    I wish I had mind control over other people at will.
     
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    Granted, but you will be like professor x of xmen confined to a wheelchair forever with square-shaped wheels.

    I wish I have a very sharp memory.
     
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    Granted but you constantly experience all of your painful memories.

    I wish for Jon somebody's mail man.
     
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    Granted, but he soon loses his job and you don't get to see him in that tight uniform any more. (I've never seen someone so passionate about a mail man XD)

    I wish there were cheaper car parks in the city centre.
     
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    Granted but they only have handicapped spaces.

    Btw, you told me to post that in a wish thread so it's your fault really XD

    I wish that I had perfect control of my appearance. (From the way I stand, to the color of my eyes and how much muscle I have etc XD).
     
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    Granted...but you are now blind deaf and dumb. Congrats musclehead!

    I wish I could give good advice in any situation
     
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    Sure! But you're so good it becomes your universally accepted purpose and no one ever interacts with you in any way other than to receive advice ever again.

    I wish I had a more complex social network
     
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    Granted... you are to become a double agent working for Palestine and Russia...

    I wish I could be with the one awesome person I still love.
     
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    Aww... can i not corrupt that wish??? Lol
    Granted, but you have an amnesia and dont remember who that person is to you and dont feel any thing special towards that person.

    I wish i dont know how to get jealous
     
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    Granted but everyone hates you because they are jealous of your lack of jealousy.

    I wish I had a very cute boyfriend I could parade around in front of my family and they would be fine with it XD
     
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    Granted, but his personality is so bland that it becomes nearly impossible to have any emotional connection with him.


    I wish I could take back just one mistake...