Things you do when no one's watching

Talk to myself, sing to myself, dance to music I'm listening (or sometimes music in my head, haha)

You know, the kind of thing that people say aren't normal (but that most people do anyway xP)

 

I sing Japanese songs out loud (badly), and try to come up with new pick up lines then say it to myself.

Weird, yes. But normalcy isn't something I'm familiar with.

 

I make up and act out multi-character comedy sketches.

 

I act out my daydreams because I have maladaptive daydreaming. And masturbate, of course.

 

Ha, I (try) to sing too when house is empty. I realized I cant hit some notes like the high note in "Take on me" (lyrics for the note is 'in a day or .. TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO')

 

I dance quite vigorously around the house, I sing at the pitches that I sound crap at, but want to get to (aka lowwww), and I talk to myself a lot.

 

I dance to beyonce and sing to myself. I hate my voice so.... yeah.

 

I also dance, sometimes talk to myself/think out loud, and sing.

 

If the house is empty, I sing and talk to myself. Not as in full conversations or anything, but I'll mutter things like "fuck that" if I've been thinking a lot.

 

Walk like I'm semi-dancing. Strike dramatic poses, usually without realizing it and while I'm deep in thoughts. Talk to myself at times (Well, more like thinking aloud). Torment myself with how bad I feel about myself.

 

There's a lot of thing I wouldn't do in front of another living soul but I'd say the top would be:
-I talk to myself out loud
-I love to play music really loud to sing (something I shouldn't be allowed to do ) and "dance"(it's not really dancing it's more of a mix between acting as if I was giving a concert, Freddie Mercury like, and living in a music video)
-pick some random item, like a hat or a mask, and start some kind of improvised monolog while getting into character

I guess I really should start going to some sort of drama club or something jaja

 

Air-conduct classical music, dance, sing to myself, recite lines from musicals or plays...

 

Watch Gay movies

 

I engage in a conversation with myself and enter a daydream-like mode as if there is another person/people, it's a good way I can express all my emotions.

 

I listen to lady Gaga... While dancing in a very gay way on my boxers

I also steal cookies from little children

 

Pace back and forth a lot, sing Japanese songs or talk to myself in Japanese, play music really loudly, lie on the floor, spin around in circles...

You monster! O.O

 

I'm in on the sing and dance gang... Sometimes when I'm really feeling the beat I bring out my rollerskate and dance on those.. Indoors!

 

Isn't that kinda dangerous.

Anyway I sing, talk and think out loud and flail my arms when I get excited.

 

Shhhhhhhh. I'm a very responsible adult, using my adulting powers well.