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You just broke up with the poster above you. Why?

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  1. Linus

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    You just broke up with the poster above you...


    So, why did you break up with them? Not your type? Did they do anything particularly heinous? What happened? Make it up! We want to know!

    (And be nice, please. Nothing rude.)
     
    #1 Linus, Mar 8, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you made a thread about breaking up. :slight_smile:
     
    #2 Andrew99, Mar 8, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you're gay and I'm not a guy.
     
    #3 YinYang, Mar 8, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you're not a guy.
     
    #4 Andrew99, Mar 8, 2016
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    Because I have no idea what your avatar actually is supposed to be.
     
    #5 larkcarmen, Mar 8, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you're not caught up on Gravity Falls.
     
    #6 YinYang, Mar 8, 2016
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    You don't consider yourself male :grin:
     
    #7 eMei, Mar 8, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you couldn't satisfy my sexual needs ; )
     
    #8 Azrael79, Mar 8, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you live in NJ.
     
    #9 YinYang, Mar 8, 2016
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    I broke up with you because I don't see what's wrong with New Jersey.
     
    #10 Andrew99, Mar 8, 2016
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    I broke up with you because you have over 4,000 posts and that's just way too many.
     
    #11 YinYang, Mar 8, 2016
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    Hmmm... let's just say that you didn't like how my shoes smelled or something. A very high offense.
    (Yes I'm accusing you of something you didn't do. :3... But maybe you would, who knows?)
     
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    I broke up with your because you have 5 letters in your username and I hate odd numbers.
     
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    I broke up with you because you have nine letters in your name, which is also an odd number, and because you're a hypocrite. :3
     
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    (Oh my god, I have 9 letters in my name, I need to change my username!)
    I broke up with you, because you made me realise I have 9 letters in my name.
     
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    I broke up with because you're an alien and human-alien relationships are illegal.

    EDIT: Ninja'd. I broke up with you because your avatar is too adorable for me to bear.
     
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    (Ahh! I'm sorry! :0)

    ---------- Post added 8th Mar 2016 at 04:30 PM ----------

    I broke up with you because... You're a human? Currently questioning that theory. You might just be an in disguise.
     
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    I broke up with you because once I opened this thread an eyelash attacked my eye and is now causing me great distress.
    Edit: Actually one my eyelashes came out and got stuck in my eye -,- thank you eyelashes
    Edit2: I just realized I made an accidental pun in that last edit... 'one of my eyelashes CAME OUT' *nudge nudge wink wink* get it?
     
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    I broke up with you because of your lame yet hilarious pun XD
     
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    I broke up with you to balance your Yin and Yang.
     
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