Lol that's true. I'd extract life's teeth. Life can show no mercy, so I'm not going to compromise with it!
Give it blood in exchange for lemons. Proceed to make lemonade with the lemons you have just acquired.
Laugh at other people. Ah schadenfreude and irony, my closest companions, how i love thee. My favorite is the story of the grizzly man....he wanted to save the habitat of the grizzlies, attacked and killed by a grizzly, love it.