I was discussing this with some people and, we all agree, there is never a valid reason as to why the "silly rabbit" cannot have the cereal -- that he is also the mascot for. Because I'm curious and wanting a break from serious threads, I want to hear your reasoning as to why the Trix Rabbit isn't able to have Trix. As usual, wit and humor are adored.
He would die due to it's horribleness. The target demographic is still too young to deal with the existential crisis of death, mortality, permanence and losing a mascot. What was that you said about a break from serious threads?
Kaiser, I sense that you are that silly rabbit, longing for Trix. You crave those out of reach Trix. You've presented us with an existential metaphor of what you long for, but feel you can't have. /end/armchair psychoanalysis Of course, I may be wrong, or just plain crazy...
Toucan Sam is still on the loose. Oh, and Lucky. But Lucky is way to crafty to be caught. You don't even want to know what Snap, Crackle, and Pop do.
Well, it's already proven cocoa puffs are like cocaine for orange birds. If the rabbit was constantly getting high off trix, he wouldn't make a very good babysitter now would he? :lol:
Rabbits are better off eating healthy foods. So are humans; however, there is an industry of processed breakfast foods of little redeeming nutritional value, which has persuasive advertising (which includes cute little bunny rabbits).
Trix was developed by the US government as a way to prevent teen pregnancies. The sweet cereal contains a libido-suppressing agent that helps prevent teen pregnancies (and of those adults who haven't developed an advanced palate for more "mature" food). Win-win; the government also doesn't want stoners to have kids. Regardless, in rabbits the effect is the opposite and it makes already libidinous creatures even more lecherous. Giving Trix to rabbits will create an ecological disaster. Don't believe me? Guess what cereal used to be #1 in Australia before it was ordered that "Trix are for kids?"
The Rabbit is a metaphor for the hardships of adult life and the responsibility we must take as we lost our childhood innocence and optimism.
In other words we all become the silly rabbit longing for the dreams that was killed off by the reality of our human circumstances.
Two things. One, I am thrilled that folks rebelled. I admire that. And two, these answers are... interesting. I'm amused, that's for sure.
Because society puts us in a box where rabbits can't have trix. I say trix aren't for just kids! Fuck cereal norms! Or the rabbit is actually a deranged human. Has anyone ever thought of that? Maybe just maybe...the kids are bullies denying the rabbit of his cereal.
Yeah, you tried Fruity Pebbles Cocoa Crisp, Honeycomb bear...they just don't satisfy you...Life is elsewhere, as Milan Kundera said Hey, watch this! Lean how to juggle. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wNeWiqYBTc
I don't have an answer but I was always on the rabbit's side. Those kids were fucking bigoted dicks. #Lagomorphlivesmatter
I clicked on forum and I saw this thread and all I was able to see was a partial title of "Why Aren't Rabbits Able ", I thought this was a serious question pertaining to rabbits that I'm 100% able to answer because I've owned a rabbit for close to four years now. Hmm.....now that I know the true subject of this thread my answer would be because "Trix are for kids" On a side note, a lot of rabbits LOVE sweets. Here is a picture of rabbit version of a granola bar held together by honey. My rabbit would kill for yogurt drops.