If your lover was a vampire, would you let them bite you?

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You discover your lover is a vampire! What do you do?

Poll closed Jul 4, 2017.

  1. Let them bite you, turning you into a vampire

    37 vote(s)
    56.9%

  2. Beg them not to bite, but keep dating

    9 vote(s)
    13.8%

  3. Drive a stake through their heart, the next day

    3 vote(s)
    4.6%

  4. Break up, and surround yourself with crosses, holy water and garlic

    3 vote(s)
    4.6%

  5. Flee, hoping they won't find you

    3 vote(s)
    4.6%

  6. Other, specify

    10 vote(s)
    15.4%
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  1. Kaiser

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    Yes...

    ... then I'm taking them out, using my new abilities in becoming Queen of the Night, because I don't trust a vampire.

    Bitch already was dating me and lied about being one, LOL.
     
    #21 Kaiser, Sep 8, 2015
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    I chose "Beg them not to bite, but keep dating". I love garlic bread :slight_smile:
     
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    Female Vampires are sexy! Lesbian Vampires are sexier! Fuck yes I would! I could be with her forever then.. and we could have lots of dirty lesbian vampire sex. ♥ xx
     
    #23 ChloeKiss, Sep 8, 2015
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    this is so twilight-ish
    but whatever it is i'll say yes. If I'm deeply in love with him then i'll do anything for him
     
    #24 sartorious, Sep 8, 2015
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    Of course! Immortality!
     
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    I'm a yes, I have a kink for being bitten Anyway so bring it on :slight_smile:
     
    #26 Sky82, Sep 8, 2015
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    Break up with them, because that's a big secret and probably has a lot of lies attached to it.

    Now if they were up front about it, that's different! Then I'd let them bite me, but not turn me, 'cause I don't want to be immortal. :/
     
    #27 CJliving, Sep 8, 2015
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    I'd have to ask them some questions... such as will I become resistant to blood borne diseases? When did you become a vampire and how long have we been committing necrophilia?

    I'd let them bite me. Then I'd destroy them; maybe make it look like a suicide.

    I've been drinking blood for years. I stopped drinking blood for a short time because I felt ashamed, but I started again in April 2014. I usually sleep all day and I'm awake all night. I heal quicker than most folk. I've never broken my bones. At this stage, I think I'd easily adjust to actually being a fucking vampire.

    Next I'm going to screw with the minds of every person that joked that I'm a vampire.

    After that I would embark on an epic quest, during which I never cease talking in strange and mystical ways about myself. Eventually, my journey would reach an end, at the Pillars of Nosgoth, where I must make one final climatic decision; do I desire to rule over the world as a dark god, or sacrifice myself for the sake of humanity?

    Although, seriously, if I exterminated all the vampires, except from myself, wouldn't humanity turn against me?
     
    #28 Lawrence, Sep 8, 2015
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    Well, I might question whether I am loving them because I am in love with them, or just being charmed by their vampiric power. But...I think I would like to be a vampire either way, so yes.
     
    #29 RainDreamer, Sep 8, 2015
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    Let me specify
    "If you bite it, I will ****ing pull your teeth off!"
    Vampires don't seem to have normal body temperature. Cold hugs, cuddles, kisses, and ofc sex don't cut it. And dear lord, I live in the north, I would die if I didn't see sunlight! Don't take the sun away from me!

    ---------- Post added 8th Sep 2015 at 03:11 PM ----------
    Ooooh, someone has been playing Legacy of Kain
     
    #30 Kinky, Sep 8, 2015
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    If I really loved him...I guess so, even though I also love garlic and daylight. On the other hand the idea of never growing old is quite appealing.
     
    #31 MCairo, Sep 8, 2015
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    Rather, Twilight is so Queen of the Damned-ish, which in turn is so Dracula-ish.
    Twilight just did it in a terrible way.
     
    #32 Linthras, Sep 8, 2015
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    Eh, might as well go vampire :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Needs more
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    #34 Kaiser, Sep 8, 2015
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    If by vampires you mean letting that lying bitch bite you so that they can spread their STD. Than hell to the motherfucking no, I'll kill that bitch first and become a Vampire Slayer.
     
    #35 CandyKing, Sep 8, 2015
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    A very good point! The vampire STD epidemic is very much ignored.
     
    #36 HuskyPup, Sep 8, 2015
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    I would love to become a vampire because you get half price train tickets
     
    #37 happydavid, Sep 8, 2015
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    If I was deeply in love, yes. I'd be jealous thinking about the possibility of them spending the rest of eternity with some other bitch :dead:
     
    #38 blueshadedsoul, Sep 8, 2015
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    Err... I chose "Beg them not to bite..." because it sounds kinda hilarious.

    "Don't bite. Don't you bite! I can tell you're thinking about it - don't bite! ... oh, you bit."
     
    #39 Spartan 117, Sep 8, 2015
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    I'm sorry...this is not the kind of question a girl answers...too dangerous to let just anyone know the answer!
     
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