This thread is for everyones yo momma jokes Yo momma so fat, she a big ass log ---------- Post added 19th Mar 2015 at 11:40 PM ---------- This thread is where you can post the yo momma jokes cause it's time to get a wee bit lighthearted with some real fun and games. I've got another one Yo momma so fat she look like a walrus. (Just imagine people cracking the hell up after each joke as well even though it might not be funny)
Yo momma is so old when God said "let there be light" she flicked the switch. Yo momma is so ugly it saves her money on Halloween costumes. Yo momma is so ugly people can't be in the room when she changes anything even her mind. Did you know Shakespeare invented yo momma jokes (the concept anyway)
I was reading an article on a oil company from the motley fool about their growth and the interview opened with a "yo momma" joke. "Yo momma so large, when she wears high heels she strikes oil."
I'd have to say my favorite "Yo Momma..." joke is: Yo Momma so fat, she fell in love and broke it. That one has always cracked me up, LOL.
I don't usually like these sort of jokes but some can be good. One of my favourite is: Yo momma so dumb, she stared at a carton of juice because it said concentrate.
Not really. Yo momma jokes are super old, used and abused by almost everyone across the globe... just like yo momma. That's the best one I've read yet. Although, seriously, I'm not really into them, but, this thread has some of the better ones.
The ones i get to hear are usually like this.. A:what the hell is that? B:a reactor... A:Yo momma is a reactor notice in school while having lesson..
Yo mamma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck and said quick get the ladder. Yo mamma so ghetto she reuses toilet paper Yo mamma so fat I used her as a boiling ball and I got a strike. ---------- Post added 19th Mar 2015 at 08:48 PM ---------- He's right I'm disappointed in all of you. Shame on you all. :eusa_naug
