If the world was going to end soon

If the world was going to end 'cause a meteor is heading our way or so I will make sure I'll destroy the world BEFORE the meteor hits earth...so I can be trollin' , as always .

 

-find woman
-copulate with woman
-pet my cats
-in the last hours, throw a dance party (!)(!)(!)(!!)

---------- Post added 5th Mar 2015 at 03:58 PM ----------

this was a masterpiece :icon_eek:

 

Go to nasa steal a rocket ship and roam space for the rest of eternity

 

Well... I was reading a mangas (no spoil, I haven't finished it yet). It's called Ikigami and it's about a state employee whose job is to give people "Ikigami" (Paper of Death), meaning that they only have 24 hours left to live.
You can see how these people spend their last moment, I've been pretty moved by each case until now.

 

Sheesh, I *hope* they wouldn't tell us if the world was going to end...some of you people would make it downright dangerous!

I hope they'd tell *me* at least, however. I do believe my partner and I would spend our last days traveling together, seeing the last of the world, and meeting several people I've only known online.

 

Find someone who'd be willing to make out with me and maybe have sex because I need to know what it feels like, man.

And then do my best to tear through the book I'm reading and the last few books in the Daughters of the Moon series.

 

I used to think I'd do some vigilante justice, but I have better ideas nowadays. Everybody is gonna die anyway, so I'd be as well focusing on fun. What I'd do isn't that different from what I do already, except I wouldn't have to plan for the future, so I'd go crazy with risk taking. It would really suck if it turned out the world wasn't actually ending LOL

If I'm still alive in the last few hours; I might get drunk and take my own life. It would be the final attempt to say 'fuck you' to our possible lack of free-will. If this life is some experiment, then I think whatever is 'beyond' will be impressed with my defiance until the very end. Even if they programmed me to do this. It's difficult to understand how they'd think, so I take my best guess.

That's so evil! I'll probably read it.

 

Probably kill myself. I wouldn't be able to stand the wait.

Unless it was a zombie apocalypse. Then I'd get my grubby little paws on a tank and go to town!

 

At the last minute, get an erection.
Just so.
I can die hard.

 

^
Dying right now.

 

If there's time......WAFFLES!!

 

That's an epic way to get off.....Earth. Seriously had me :roflmao:

 

Well, I wasn't lucky enough to get laid on 2012. That night I stayed up on Netflix and watched Chobits. So now since we are technically in the Failed Apocalypse Era and if it were to happen again... I still might not get lucky in getting laid. So I would watch more anime.

 

Embrace the fact I will be meeting Jesus in the heavenly kingdom.

 

id probly feel how i feel now: not enough time...i guess one thing would be to tell the girl i used to work with how ive felt about her and how she made me feel during the last days i saw her..id tell her how angry and hurt she made me feel that i cuddled with her and it meant so much to me but nuthing to her..she was the first girl i cuddled with..to her who knows i was probly one of many..id tell her how i felt even more hurt that after that night she totally changed..physicaly she cut her hair starting wearing makeup and trying to act more feminine..like over the span of a couple months..was i so horrible that i made her feel ugly? besides that idk..theres lots more id want to say and truth is if i even just saw her id probly wouldnt be able to say much..itd be like trying to push sumthing huge thru sumthing small..in a way i hope i never see her again..i think itd just be easier that way..idk..maybe id take all that shit to my grave..life dont change whether u die tonight or die tomorrow..its still life and theres only so far.choices can take u the rest is up to fate..or...life..and id probly just spend it with family..probly be completly sober for a change..call my friends and tell them i love them..hell who knows i might even try to pray..seems when i get scared for.my life thats what i try to.do even tho i dont believe in religion and i know theres a god just dont know what or who it could be..

 

Jesus Christ... LOL~!

That was beautiful...

 

My last days would involve lots and lots of weed(particularly bong tokes), food, water and laughs with friends.

 

I would finally pluck up the courage to hit on my best friend

 

I'd go after some people who wronged me, and then spend the remainder of my time relaxing somewhere in the countryside.