From claims that Justin Bieber is gay to Starbucks putting semen in your drink, Pastor Manning is an interesting character to say the least. In an interview, he said he agreed with ISIS, said Obama was from Kenya, said Obama wasn't black, said he likes the taste of semen, said he was tempted by gay sex and would have gay sex if it weren't for the bible. Later he goes on to call "sodomities" freaks and the interview gets hilarious. [YOUTUBE]YD4Ps9t4zb4[/YOUTUBE] I think it's sad that to me this is comedy but to others, he speaks the truth. :bang::bang::bang:
A) "Moses said..." oh crap! I thought Christians listened to Jesus! That's what I've been doing wrong! B) All these 'pastors' have to check the Biblical meaning of 'sodomite'. (Hint: "anal sex" is not the meaning.) C) I wonder what he was in prison for?
Oh, Lord. This guy is his own satire. Also, maybe it's racist, maybe it's because he talks funny, but I swear, when he said the proof is in the pudding, I almost heard, "the proof is in the pudding pop"!! Couldn't help it! XD
So that's why Starbucks is so good.. hmm. Who would have thunk it! Kidding aside, how are people like this not put on involuntary lock downs in a psychiatric hospital? He's a danger to everyone because at any moment, he's just going to explode from all the hatred.
"Homophobic paster agrees with ISIS, loves gay sex and semen" *re-reads thread title 10 times, then once again...yup still can't believe what I just read" 0_0.
I have no idea how people could like the taste of semen. Yuck! I nevertheless wish him luck on ethically and safely having the anal sex he wants to. :3
The comment section of this video on youtube is literally attacking the interviewers for being too harsh…smh
If there was gay sex and semen in churches, I might be tempted to go more often, just to see how the congregation incorporates that into praising the All Mighty: "Let us e-ja-cu-late as we cel-e-brate, in the house of the Lord, my brothers and sisters! Indeed, the Lord has spoken to me -- and he has shown me the glories of Heaven! Can I get an Amen?" "Amen~!" "Can I get A-man even?" I could do without the ISIS, though.
Sperm is delicious and you been tempted to have gay sex, closet case and probably getting fucked so hard he having trouble forming an intelligent thought, damn that must be a good fuck for him to still feel the effects hours after.