If you put a million monkeys in front of a million computers, one of them will eventually write a C++ program. The rest will write Perl-programs. How many Prolog-programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes. A computer science student is reading outside, when one of his fellow students shows up with a new bike. "Where did you get that?" he asks. "Well, a girl came over to me on her bike, took all her clothes off and said: 'You can have anything you want'" the other one replied. "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway" What are your best programmer/programming jokes?
A programmer's wife sends him to the grocery store. She tells him, "We need one loaf of bread. And if they have eggs, get a half dozen." He returns with six loaves of bread. She got mad at him and he said, "What! They had eggs."
- To understand what recursion is, you must first understand recursion. - Unix is user friendly. It is just particular about who its friends are. - Do not anthropomorphize computers. They hate that. 愛
If builders built houses the way programmers write programs, one woodpecker would destroy all of society.
This isn't a joke, but it's a real story: While I was at the University of Victoria, I didn't have a car, so I took the bus everywhere. One day, I was on the bus, and a mother was trying to teach her young daughter about courtesy. "Alright, we're about to get off the bus, so we want to thank the bus driver. Say thank you to the bus driver." At which point the daughter piped up and in the cutest voice, said "Thank you to the bus driver!" before they both stepped off. I know what she's doing when she grows up. :3
var(Jokeisfunny)=true if Jokeisfunny=true (console.log("laugh now")) I think this code is correct, it's been a while.
How many people can read hex if only you and DEAD people read hex? Spoiler DEAE, of course ---------- Post added 8th Jan 2015 at 10:04 PM ---------- Endless Loop - See Loop, Endless Loop, Endless - See Endless Loop
This is why some programmer take so long to come up with jokes. During sex some programmer can't untie panty strings. Why? Because they have a hard time computing Into her into a string.
here is an interactive javascript program that can tell you whether or not your joke is funny. var j=prompt("Enter Joke"); function jokeIsFunnyTest(j) { var funny=0; if (funny===0) { alert("This joke: (" +j+") is NOT funny");} else {alert("This joke is ("+j") HILARIOUS");} } jokeIsFunnyTest(j);