Russian MP wants naked Apollo removed from bank note in case he turns kids gay Russian MP wants naked Apollo removed from bank note in case he turns kids gay ยท PinkNews.co.uk :bang::bang::bang:
I don't see where their getting this info from. If a straight man looked at a pic of a nude man I don't think he's gonna go, oh hey he's hot I want some of that. I don't think that's how it works.
Next weeks headline: Russian MP to send out letters to new parents advising them not to produce children with genitals. Because you know - looking at their own bits will turn them gay for sure.
Okay, if you are getting out a magnifying glass and squinting at a piece of currency to get off... actually that speaks for itself. Seriously, a casual glance at the note wouldn't even reveal that Apollo's junk is showing. You gotta be looking to notice. But that's not even the point. The fact of the matter is, are people really so afraid of kids turning gay, they have to censor every last thing in Russia? Is the penis so damn tempting, a single glance will suddenly make a person want to sleep with men? And what on earth is a cebu, anyway?
Wow, we should do a survey and find out which country has the most sexually confused people. I'd bet Russia. So darn stupid u_u.
Nah, they don't want their youth to be thinking about such dreadful things. Only wholesome thoughts about taking over other countries and bringing back the Cold War.
There appears to be a common theme amongst ultra conservatives around the world. This includes sexual hang ups.
LOL Paranoid straight people are funny. ---------- Post added 12th Jul 2014 at 07:46 PM ---------- Good for a REAL laugh: Russia, I really think you should have men tuck their junk, and walk that way, because you know...bulges = homosexy!! :eek: :roflmao: *picturing the funny walk*
Russia might be on to something. Apollo had quite a number of male lovers; his luscious locks never fall out of line; his sculptures just bleed sass and flare. In a society with queer men are being suffocated and forced to suppress their true desires, Apollo might be turning heads left and right. :icon_wink
What I'd like to know is if that's considered to be too erotic, and possibly going to make kids turn gay (which is ludicrous), where do they draw the line? What's the next laughable thing that they're going to object towards in the defense of not "turning their men gay"?