I just just had my relationship end and I need to laugh ..... I posted here because I may make a few meloncholy remarks also.... we had been together 3 years lived together for 2 so ya jokes sound good right right now or stand up reccomendations if not appropriate humour inbox it .
Wanna hear the one about Sodium Hypobromite? NaBrO (Yes it's a dumb chemistry joke but my students love it)
What's the difference between Michelle Bachmann and a bucket of shit? The bucket How many classical musicians does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's electric How many college football players does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the whole team gets course credit for it Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a limousine? Not everyone's been in a limousine
that's a great one. i'm gong to use it on a mensa guy i know. two guys were working on a roof and the boss noticed his helper kept throwing every few nails out. finally he asked him about it. they helper said the heads of then nails are on the wrong end. the boss totally angry now yelled "YOU DUMMY, just use them on the other side of the roof!"
Well I don't really have anything to add to the joke front, but I recommend this vid. Not sure if your familiar with "Wiliam's Beat Down" on youtube; He's a Drag Queen/comedian who does these sarcastic video commentary vid's(similar in style to tosh.0), which I think are pretty funny. Note his comedy can be quite offensive. [YOUTUBE]dFNH3sS3htc[/YOUTUBE]
Thanks.... things are just hard.right now I keep just crying a lot and I know it's healthy but not ideal in class ...ps I love nerdy jokes especially music and science jokes
Q: How many psychiatrist does it take to change a light bulb. A: Just one... but the light bulb has to really want to change.
Math and science jokes, huh? Let me see... Well there's the pic of pi and i having an argument. Pi says to i, "Get real!" and i says back, "Be rational!" An atom is frantically looking around saying "Help! I've lost an electron!" Somebody asks, "are you sure?" and he says "I'm positive!"