Uganda president Yoweri Museveni: Gay sex ‘gives you worms’ | News.com.au ''That is a really serious matter. There is something really wrong with you,’’ he said.'' ::roflmao: ''Mr Museveni, a devout evangelical Christian, said the only explanation for being gay was money. “Homosexuals are actually mercenaries. They are heterosexual people but because of money they say they are homosexuals. These are prostitutes because of money,’’ he said''. ::roflmao: ::roflmao: ::roflmao: “It is not healthy. You can contract STD (sexually transmitted diseases). You push the mouth there, you can come back with worms and they enter your stomach because that is a wrong address.''
And straight sex gives you tape worms. It's true! I read about it, but I won't cite the source because it's fact and because if I say it is, then it is. (eye roll)
Awkward moment when you just were studying worms in your biology class o_o. It's funny how frequently things pop up in media just after learning about them.
Hey, just because he has gay sex and gets paid for it and contacted STD's for not knowing his partners good enough, does not mean that that's the reason why he has worms. Worms can not be transmitted that way, so he had to of gotten them from somewhere else. It's just so annoying that since he's slutting around and gets paid for having gay sex, that he thinks everyone is like him. Self-centered much? :rolle:
Hey... I've been gypped! Lol! On that note, you've gotta wonder about people who say crap like this. Like, how confused were these people growing up about where babies come from? Their ideas about gay sex are just that out there. I don't feel very coherent; is what I'm trying to say coming across?
The sad thing about this is, he's poisoning an entire country with this bull... He just signed an ANTI GAY BILL... I'm actually kinda worried. Doesn't matter if its all hilariously irrational horse radish, he still has followers...
Wrong adress? Is the right adress on google maps or something? And why haven't I got paid for being gay yet? Is it because I don't have the right adress? D:
I think I'm going to have to write to my member of parliament about this missing pay thing. I know the economy's bad and we've just had the floods, but this is just not cricket.