Our gay bar is closed tonight, but I drove past it on my way home earlier. There was a big poster at the entrance announcing that there'd be a "Foam Party" there next Saturday night. Has anyone here ever been to one? I doubt that people are going to want to get soap on their clothing. So do they normally just strip down to their underwear? I don't know where I'd put my ID, keys, and money. And then there's the whole matter of a shirtless 30 year old frolicking to Cher music while dripping in head-to-toe suds. Tragic?
Seriously BE, frozen food isles and foam. I don't think your little town is as depressing as all that. In fact, I'd trade if for my suburban hell.
Ha, Palimpsest. You're right, I guess it isn't terrible. And where your suburban hell is concerned: I guess I just think of California as such an open-minded, liberating place. But then again, there was Carrie Prejean and Prop 8. Vomit...
Shows how naive I am, I assumed a foam party meant beer suds. I have SO got to get out of white collar familyville!
:roflmao: Always practical, mothers are! Seriously BE your little town is taking on mythical proportions. Best to keep it a secret, otherwise there will be LGBT pilgrimages...and that frozen food aisle, with the disco music, will simply not be big enough!
Rose: LOL! Great suggestion! I never would have thought of that. And I even have time to potentially hit eBay. Greatwhale: Haha. After seeing the sign last night, I really just figured that this was something most town gay bars had. And I'm not even sure how "luxurious" it is. Sounds like there might be sanitation issues. I picture guys emerging from the foam with rashes, and *ahem* who knows what else...
Or plastic bag inside random (but washable) fanny pack. I have a tiny version designed to go around a wrist. An ankle version would be great and not obscure the view.
Chloe: That would be a great idea! Ziploc to the rescue. You and Rose are some crafty ladies! I did not inherit that gene.
