Science of Gay Marriage, Articles | THISDAY LIVE One of the proofs: Well, guys, this is it. Can't deny physics -- laws of the universe and all that. I guess the game is up and we should all go home and magnetise our genitals. Seriously, the stupid is strong with this one. It's not satire, before you ask.
Like, should I click that? I don't remember any notable physicist trying to do biology >_< Im scared to click that and go crazy.
This was a very accurate and convincing argument until he forgot that people aren't actually magnets.
I got another one: Water and fire are different and don´t go together, the water kills the fire, and the fire can´t make the water burn. But water with water and fire with fire, come together as one.... therefore, the gay marriage is sacred.
Oh shit. How did I get halfway through a physics degree without realising something so fundamental? I can't believe I missed that. Guess I'd better go and find a girlfriend then.
The poles of a magnet are determined by what they're attracted to. People's genders aren't. This is ridiculous.
I sincerely hope that that this was some kind of joke... no self-respecting scientist would take this seriously because all they present is a hypothesis, they show absolutely no evidence as to how human sexuality is connected to the way magnets behave.
Because if my boyfriend is carrying a negative charge and I'm carrying a negative charge, when he touches me, I'll be pushed away from him... No. All that would do is.. nothing. Really. Should our charges be opposite, he would have given me a static electric shock. And then he'd try again and succeed. Bill Nye, Richard Dawkins, Michio Kaku, Lawrence Krauss and Neil DeGrasse Tyson must either be laughing or crying when reading this article.
Well, at least this answers the Juggalo's age old question... Stay tuned for the next 700 Club when Pat Robertson dresses like Magneto to cure us once and for all.