So I don't know if there is a post like this one or not yet, but I thought I'd make one to see what kind of ideas we get as crazy and creative ways to come out of the closet to someone. I'll start: Having someone come over for pizza that you ordered and when you open the box of pizza have the pepperoni spell out something like "I'm gay" or whichever you define as.:icon_bigg :roflmao:
Ohhhh boy hahahahahahaha, thats one of the best I've heard :lol: My friends (jokingly) told me that to come out to my parents I should say: "Mum, dad.. I'm pregnant. [...] Oh no actually, I'm totally kidding, psh that'd never happen because I'm gay"
You could pop out of a cake. With a girl. I think they'd get the message. Plus, you get to come out, get some lesbian lovin', and get some cake!
Buy several 'Nobody Knows I'm Gay' t-shirts and wear them all the time until everyone get the message
Perhaps this isn't so crazy, but write an autobiography (short or long) about your experiences, and include an introduction giving hints unless the title already does; or fictionalize it in the first person then, at the very end, write an epilogue in which you basically say everything in the book happened, and only names have been changed. That'd be a shocker for some people, I'd imagine. But for the crazy idea, find out if someone you trusted is going to be protesting at a pro-LGBT rally, go to the rally, and then wave at the person energetically. That ought to be amusing, seeing how they explain to their fellow haters why someone whose a 'perversion of nature' is wavign so friendily at them..... but that's my off-the-wall idea. I'd go with the original one, write a book; but that's probably because I'm a writer...
*knock knock* Who is it? It's (insert your name here). Oh! *opens door* Come in. Actually, I'm coming out.