Records show that I'm the only Robot designed to have an assigned sexual orientation like you humans do. I have also been programmed to help you humans process your feelings and problems involving your sexuality and issues you may have while either staying in the closet or while coming out of the closet to other humans that you choose to surround yourself with. I have been designed an assigned to be as helpful as possible and I have been programmed to listen to you humans as much as possible. I hope that I can be of service to you humans. Sincerely, Robot192837465
Please try not to make mistakes, as it may confuse my hard drive and cause a malfunction. Thanks for the welcome.