Hi you grotsky little byotch, I thought I would come along and help those of you who are simply too gay to function. EC has kindly offered me the role of Advisor because of how popular I am. :love: Although with a thread like Post Secrets I can't promise I won't reveal anything. Who knows? I might even make fetch happen. Gretchen. <3 xxxx
You're not that popular though. Your hair may be big but it lacks any exciting secrets. And that top you are wearing in your pictures! You *totally* forgot to call your friends and ask if that looks good on you. Gretchen. <3 xxxx
Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen. It's not going to happen! And how are you an advisor with only four posts? I've been around 6 years and am still only a Full Member...not fair.
I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular. Gretchen. <3 xxxx
Gretchen, I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.
I read you pump guys until their member is empty. I know you posted this: http://www.emptyclosets.com/forum/showpost.php?p=708607&postcount=36 I'm totally putting that in the burn book! Gretchen. <3 xxxx
Gretchen, get the fuck off my internet. You are a sorry substitute for God who was much more creative in his wrath upon EC.
At least mine isn't bad: EC Addict, I'll admit I visit like 30 times a day. Did seem quite appropriate though, love the whole April Fools thing.