Funny responses you got when you came out

My sister:
Let's go guy hunting together!

My friend:
Her: Why can't you just be gay?
Me: Huh?
Her: Girls are ruhtarded.
Me: Haha kay

 

So I went to tell two of my best friends at college. When I told them I was gay their roommate walked in and said "Wait, so that wasn't common knowledge."

And another I told a group of my friends while we where at another friends house. He shoved me in the closet so I could walk out of it.

 

When I came out to my mom the conversation went like this:

Me: Mom I'm gay.
Her: I'm so glad we can talk about it now!

 

My older brother has made some pretty funny comments since I came out to him.

I'd "come out" to my brother about a week before a convo we had about the whole thing, like reasons I hadn't come out earlier. His response -

"Being gay makes you SO much more interesting. I mean, you're an accountant. If there were any reason that I would disown you, it would be that, because honestly dude, THAT is embarrassing."

He and I went to a super 14's game; every time I made a comment his response was "Do you think he's hot? What about him? He's got nice arms, don't you think?" That made me laugh a lot, especially considering my brother's personality :roflmao:

 

"Ed, I'm transgendered."
"So...wait...you have a penis AND a vagina?"
"No, that's a hermaphrodite, I pretty much have a chick brain."
"So...you want me for my body?"
"No way!"
"Good, just making sure."

 

Telling my sister
Me: I'm gay.
Sister: What? Nice try Chaz, I don't believe you.
Me: I'm being serious...
Sister: Really?!? Yay!!! Now we can talk about cute boys together!

 

"Well... man lost a pretty woman. At least you're happy."
"Cool. What's your type?" -a guy friend
"Well if you ever change your mind, you know where to find me. " - a different guy friend
"What? No you're not... You don't dress like a dude."

 

LMAO! :roflmao:

Ohh Chaz...you never told me that story!

And your "coming out" story with Kara is still funny

 

Me: Well, I'm bi. I like girls more though. Alot more.
My boyfriend: Fucking sweet, I'm dating a lesbian, thats hot.
Me: Bisexual.
Boyfriend: Bisexual, lesbian, either way you like girls and that's pretty awesome...
*kiss*
Boyfriend: Oh, and you would be wearing a flannel shirt right now.
<3

 

When I came out as bisexual, my mom's girlfriend said "Well, at least you're half gay" XD
When I tell people I'm transgender they often ask me either what genitals I have, or how I have sex. :eusa_doh:

 

lmao

 

My friend's talking about girls and I am showing lack of interest...

Friend: You like girls, right?
Me: No
Friend: You're lying!
Me: Oh, okay.
Friend: Wait, so do you dress in drag?

*facepalm* I've never done drag in my life, and I don't intend to. lol XD

 

I knew a guy who's dad kept telling him "We need to find you a girl." Finally, he said, "Dad, I'm gay." Dad responded. "Okay, we need to find you a guy, then."

 

Funny but I'd hate that. I'd be like "Dad, you need to find another hobby".

 

My mom (who has some issues with me being "butch" - at least to her mind, because she hasn't really wrapped her head around transgenderism yet and she has always liked to buy me girly clothes):

"Now I'm going to have to take back half your Christmas presents!"

 

So yes, my Kara one...

Background: 1) Kara is a class group member of mine who is navy rotc, and has no idea about my orientation. 2) The GSA at my school hosts a drag show every semester.

Sooo, I'm in one of the main halls on campus selling tickets for the drag show with a few other friends. They've all got hoards of people huddling around the booth we're at chatting it up, effectively covering up all the signs we have advertising the event.
Kara comes walking by, sees me and come's running over, "CHAAAZ! When are we going to do our next group meeting?" and blah blah blah
After chit chatting for a little bit she asks me what I'm up to, and I tell her I'm selling tickets. At this point, I can tell she hadn't taken in her scenery until just now. I see her eyes look behind me at the posters advertising the drag show, then next to the table I'm sitting at which is draped with a huge rainbow flag, and then to some of the other people at the table one of which is dressed in drag because he felt like being extreme that day. Each time she sees something, her eyes get bigger and bigger. Finally, she comes back from it all - looking quite shocked. "Ahhh, well cooool. I hope it goes well!" she said quickly and pretty much ran away.

I couldn't keep myself from laughing. The way she reacted was perfect. I know too that everything was good because I think it was only two weeks later or something and she was drunkenly confessing to me how she thought I was an amazing gay friend.

I think it shows just a bit of irony. When this happened, I was going through a point where I was being involved in the GSA so that I could be noticed. I was trying to showcase myself so that other gay people would actually come out of the woodworks too (by the way, it's not a very good strategy). But if you look with Kara, it took her forever to see anything but me. I guess people just really aren't that observant.

 

to one of my good friends:

*gasps* YOU CAN BE MY GAY SHOPPING BUDDY AND TELL ME IF I LOOK FAT!!!!!!

 

This made me laugh.

Thanks