only real one i get is whats pan sexual and someone once asked does that men i do animals...that hurt. just as well i didnt like the shit house anyway, for the record though i didnt hit him though i wanted too.
I don't remember how he said it, but he basically said since gay guys liked to have their prostates worked, it'd be easy to tell who the gay guys were - just X-ray everybody to see who had a prostate. I said, "Um, EVERY guy has a prostate." He said, "Oh, well then, I guess you'd have to see which guys liked it." I said, "Even straight guys can enjoy having their prostates worked." This sort of confused the hell out of him. Lex
"are gay guys' shits bigger than straight guys'" (i can vaguely see the logic.... i guess?) "what's it like being gay?" (what's it like being straight?)
Unfortunately, I think LGBT people will always be asked a lot of questions. I don't know, I have my days where if I'm in a mood it's irritating, but I look at it like this: It's amusing trying to come up with amusing remarks or flipping the questions back on them like, "Well why are you straight?" because it makes them look back on how they know things about themselves and can sometimes result in some pretty amusing expressions. :lol:
:lol: All of these questions are funny. I was asked most of them too. "So, were you raped when you were little?" (In a serious tone) "Yes. I was raped when I was 5. It was a very traumatic experience." The entire class looks at me. "Why do you think being gay's okay, because it's not." "Are you the boy or the girl?" "So will you take the guy's name?" "Why are you so feminine?" (all from the same guy) "Have you had sex yet?" "How do you know you're gay?" "Do you want to be a drag queen?" "Do you want to switch genders?" I really can't get angry because most stem from ignorance and curiosity. I think it's our job to educate and answer those who have genuine questions. Many people have never known an openly gay person before.
Mine was a conversation that I wasn't even involved in. I was visiting a friend of mine and somewhere along the conversation he told me that his mom mentioned me. She asked him why she's friends with to which he replies what he does in his personal life is up to him. She said that he had a good point. Then there was a long pause and then she asked if I was the guy or the girl. WHOA! I haven't been asked this question yet (even if it was out of context). Then I pictured his mom asking that and I just cracked up. One thing for sure I'm kinda glad that I wasn't there, because that would have been really awkward.
one of my friends asked me "well ..have you ever had a crush on anyone?" ... my response: "have you?" ..then she said "touchee"
her"So wait you don't like dick?" me"well no I don't thats what being gay means" her"How the hell can you not like it?" me"did I not just explain that like 2 seconds ago" her"Ok I will stop asking questions now" me"thanks" 5 minutes goes by Her"wait so if I whiped a dick out of my pants you wouldn't like me" me"well I would actually" her"ha you just admitted you like dick" me"well no, You have tits witch I like and your a girl"
Friends asked me this when I came out to them recently. I said not at all. Funniest thing, was one of the straightest guys in the conversation then said, about himself, "I would look hot in a dress."
"Why?" "How do you know for sure?" "Have you ever had sex with a guy?" "How does lesbian sex work?" "Are you the girl or the guy?" "If you're a lesbian, how come you're not ugly and fat?" () "So do you wanna have a threesome?" (>.<)
That's one that we straight-acting gays are cursed to be asked multiple times throughout our lives. I know I've been asked some variation of that at least half a dozen times.