Ok the game is to post something like, "If I had a dime"... for every time someone did/said (such and such), I would be rich/amazing/on vacation by now or something along those lines. Be creative! --- I'll go. If I had a dime every time someone almost hit my car (and no I'm not a bad driver), I would be on a tropical vacation by now.
LOL. If I had a dime for each time I had a date, I would be able to pay me a 3-set kinder surprise. And even...
If I had a dime for every time I've been called weird, I'd be able to buy Oprah and Bill gates and mate them and keep the trillionaire child
lol If i had a dime for every time i posted XD X3 =3 or I'd buy property on the moon and carve my face on it
if I had a PENNY for every time I got confused, I would not have to type this but use a psychokinetic thingymicdoufer to communicate and impose my will on Humanity MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA sorry Schizophrenia got out again... I'll go take my pills.
If I had a dime for each straight guy I've crushed on I could pay all the females in the world to become lesbians, thus forcing the men to me
thats kinda offensive? and scary... if i had a GBP everytime i got annoyed by made-up words, really bad spelling and awfull sentence structure/grammar (to a point it was hard to read) then id have enough money to buy emptyclosets and keep you all as pets.
if i had a dime for every time someone couldnt read my sarcasm id have enough money to buy a new personality
If I had a dime for every time I could not think of something I would get a dime for every time it happened, I would have a lot of dimes.
If I had a dime for every time that I tripped on something invisible and made a bird-like noise, then I would have lotsa dimes. (I wouldn't be rich, because I lose dimes super fast.)
If i had a dime for every time I couldn't remember what I was thinking two seconds ago I'd have... Umm I forgot, hmm maybe I'll buy a notepad or a smart person
If I had a penny for all the gay jokes cracked at my expense I could buy and sell Bill Gates twenty times.