[YOUTUBE]qOLOMk95cw4[/YOUTUBE] Watch the video and it should be clear. I get to have all boys think im talking to them, because i find them sexually attractive ....
Not really what i was aiming for Im gay so i can go shopping with all my gfs and pick out lovely dresses for them.... ...
Being gay makes masturbation so much more fun. When a straight guy is masturbating, he's fantasizing about breasts...but he's gotta play with a dick. When a gay guy is masturbating, he's fantasizing about dicks...and there's a dick sitting there, waiting to be played with! Lex
Ahahaha. That's a very intuitive connection you made there, Lex. Hmm... My reason? I am now immune to the sexuality of women. So I can have all the qualities of a man, the kindness and sensitivity of a woman, and not be swayed by either women OR men (since I'm kind of a bit of a misandrist as it is). I should run for president. : D
No, sorry, I'm gay because I was born with an attraction to males. It's not like there are job perks that keep me from "leaving the club". This is just the way I am.
Okay clearly some of you don't get the point. Im not going for literal reasons here... Just the added perks that come with homosexual life... I THOUGHT that it'd be a nice one seeing as so many people see it as a downer...
I'm gay because not being in a relationship allows me to focus on my school work, and when you are gay, there are many fewer fish in the sea.
"bisexuality does double your chances for a date saturday night" -- woody allen thats all im gonna say
I am not sure what my reasons are, but I am really pissed! I didn't get the ID card or the sunglasses in the video.
I did. The Bevtaur's gay cousin delivered it for me. Along with a case of Corona Must be a Canadian thing.