John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how handsome John's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of Johns' sexual orientation and this only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Mark and I are just roommates." About a week later, Mark came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which read: "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Mark, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Mark. But the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed, he would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom"
nice nice... ive got a funny situation that I was in just a week ago lol. see I was with my family in alberta, and most of my family are jehova witnesses. So the fact that I had come out only two weeks before, meant that everyone now knew, and my Dad seemed kind of wishy washy on the subject... so we never brought it up. Anyways, about two days into the trip, one of my aunts (forgetfully) started telling a funny story (I was in the other room listening without them knowing.) "Well you see, we were with everyone, driving in the car, and all of a sudden two faggots walked across the road..." at that moment, the whole room froze, but only for a moment, then I heard my dad say... "I bet they were Jehova Witnesses" You should have seen my aunts face go red. I honestly had to go to the washroom to keep from laughing out loud. She didnt say anything for the rest of the night. At least I know my dad will stick up for me now .
Beebo, that was really funny. I have a similar one. So I was at a restaurant with my friends and out side when we were waiting for are table I decided to play shurades (don’t know how to spell that). And that’s how I came out to some of my friends, In a game of shurades. So they figured it out and laughed and didn’t care and thought it was cute. About 3 mins later a ass from my school who was leaving from the restaurant with his friends and his girl friend. He was angry with someone inside and as he walked by us he says “ Those guys are faggots I bet they like it up the butt.” (refurring to the ppl inside) I know I was suppose to be offender but to see all my friends eye’s pop open and they’re mouths drops was priceless
slammin jammin cool story. isnt it refreshing to know when people are disturbed by discrimination... something about being shocked as a group brings people closer together.
Yeah I totally agree with you it is refreshing in away I was happy that they reacted that way. And we are closer now. I love my friends. LOL!