Post jokes, funny conversations, funny quotes ect. try to keep them limited to a few per each post to keep us laughing! :roflmao: (!) _______________________________________________________________________ mine: my friend said she was going to marry her boyfriend when she's older and they were going to both get tatoos with each others initials on them. she said that this guy was going to get a rose tatoo with her initils because her middle name was rose. i told this to my sis and she said, "Is this guys middle name richard?" lol! (if you didn't get it, as it took me a sec the nick name for Richard is 'Dick'.) also i have to write this before i forget. my best friend said this: "An apple the day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!"
"No cough syrup, you are not 'grape flavored.' Have you ever tasted a grape? You taste like death and the tears of small children. Not grape." -Condescending Wonka "If I had a shot for however many f*cks I give.....I'd be sober." -Ted
Here's a joke I made up myself, loosely based on real events: When I was three years old, I started to ask where babies came from. Most kids ask out of curiosity, since that's is one of life's greatest mysteries when you are a kid. But, I had a reason for asking. I NEEDED to know where babies came from. You see, I had this new baby brother, and I wanted to send him back to where he came from, and I needed to know where it was babies came from. The moment I first saw him, I said "Excuse me, I think someone screwed up the order. I was told I was getting a baby sister. I knew my dad was too cheap to hire a real stork. He probably hired a pelican to deliver this kid. Yeah, this kid looks all slimy like he just came out of a pelican's mouth."