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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by CelebrityHead, Nov 4, 2007.

  1. clocky

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    *sparkles* Wish granted! *sparkles* Now for a performance by...
    nickelleback, the all female version of the band Nickleback, which never existed.

    I wish for this wish to succeed.
     
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    Granted your wish has succeeded in not succeeding

    I wish I didn't have to wake up early
     
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    Granted, but you wake up in the middle of the night, missing whatever it is you had to do.

    I wish I could time-travel!
     
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    Granted, but you go back to kill you're grandfather, so then you would have never been born, which means would couldn't have killed your grandfather, so then you where born, but you kill your grandfather so you were not born... The paradox goes around and around until the universe explodes into a new universe.

    I wish I could get a 100% in chemistry class.
     
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    Granted, but your answers were written in the wrong order with the wrong question numbers so the marker technically had to mark you down.

    I wish George RR Martin would hurry up and publish Winds of Winter.
     
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    granted! but you flunk Physics and Biology, if these are already done so cant be flunked. the grades you got are changed to flunked ones.



    I wish I was good looking so i could feel confident and better about myself

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    he does, but in its unfinished state right now, and he will never publish the ending.



    wish is in the above post
     
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    Granted, but now whenever people look at you they faint, so you're avoided.

    I wish that all my essays were done.
     
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    Granted, not only were they done, they were also dumb, so you got bad grades on them.

    I wish I had a wish.
     
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    Granted, but you wish to not have a wish.

    I wish that I could be loveeeddddd.
     
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    Granted, but the person that loves you, loves you too much and will never leave you alone...ever!

    I wish for a muffin with no negative aspects at all.
     
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    granted, but it's such a great muffin that you spend all your time worshipping it and have no time for anything else

    i wish that people would quit looking at me funny
     
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    Granted they now look at u angrily and proceed to beat the shit outta u with pool noodles .

    I wish I had a lil bro instead of a older one
     
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    Granted, but he destroys everything you love and steals all of the attention from all your family members.

    I wish people were actually coming to my party.
     
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    Granted but sooooo many people come to your party that even ghosts can't miss out on the opportunity for the greatest party ever known to the world. But all ghosts are brought back to party all u hear is alu ak bar! And ur party ur life and the freinds that did come 2 the party r dead. :slight_smile: cheery right? (Sorry if I offended anyone)

    I wish that people would stop categorizing others (like for example nerds , geeks , jocks etc)
     
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    Granted, but now we literally have no labels and must refer to everyone as "pleb".

    I wish I could dance my worries away. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
     
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    Wish granted ur worries r gone every time u dance. Then u dance for so long because it feels sooo good 2 have no worries that ur legs snap and u can never dance again. All ur worries come back :slight_smile: .

    I wish I was really good st dark souls 3
     
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    Granted, but it's now illegal to play.

    I wish my food was ready
     
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    Wish granted but ur good is illegal (lol right back at ya)
    I wish I had more classes with good looking guys

    ---------- Post added 10th Dec 2016 at 11:30 PM ----------

    *i meant food*
     
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    Your wish has been granted, but as was your intention, once you start flirting with them you get kicked out for disrupting all those classes.

    I wish I had a better collection of movies...
    :confused:
     
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    Granted, but now the only movies you own are 80s comedy and action movies, because those are the best movies.

    I wish college was paid for, and that I could get as many degrees as I wanted without having to pay for it.