I'm a cashier at my work and this has happened a couple of times... mostly my friends coming up with them though. :lol:
An Apple What Far?! ... oohhhh an Apple I gotcha I would Bring lots and lots of metal with the condoms:roflmao:
melting chocolate and strawberries (i actually saw a couple buy just this along with whipped cream. i don't think condoms though. although they had this horny looks on their faces and they kept looking at each other and smiling)