Of course I obey speed limits at all times. ...
Dosh and free time. That's about it.
Urges to hurt yourself aren't natural. So don't indulge in those. Think of your crush instead. Dirty thoughts if need be. Anything to...
No. Indulge in them. Can't fight nature! Well you can, but it's pointless. @Miles *Gives another firm squeeze* God, I love this. The world...
Yes, like imaginary titties. *Gentle squeeeeeeze* :grin:
You don't fight David Bowie, you LOVE David Bowie!
If there is, he/she is suffering from a severe lack of taste.
:eusa_clap Great idea. I'm up! :grin: Wait.... You're 16. *Facepalms*
Oh god yes. Please. So much. YES.
Took you long enough to realise! I'd turn gay for him. ... Wait. I don't need to do that.
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Quickly, tell us what is in your wardrobe!
Nothanks.
What kind of lube do you use, lol? Mine doesn't smell. :lol:
Your wish is my command.
Well then you and that girl just weren't sexually compatible. Simple as that.
I like to clean up the mess myself, if you get what I mean. [IMG]
I will give you all the comfort I can. (*hug*)
My diagnosis is pure performance anxiety. It sounds like that's the big problem here. And to solve it, you need to communicate, take all that...
Well I'm sorry, but to me, it sounded like you tried to describe real life sex as entirely unappealing and awkward. I couldn't let that stand....