Choose a super power... with a twist

You can't turn it off.

Time travel.

 

Trap in time and must kill the one you love inorder to escape

Abilities to switch body with someone else

 

You still sound like you

Turn into an albino fire spitting dragon at will

 

since you're albino, the sunlight blinds you.

the ability to manipulate probability (i.e changing the chances of winning the lottery, etc.)

 

When you do someone else in the world automatically loses at whatever game of chance they are playing (you also gain a circle of darkened skin around your left eye, almost like a "Domino" :3 )

The ability to absorb and redistribute kinetic energy

 

But only when you are going downhill on a rollercoaster, and for 5 minutes after that.




The ability to make people poop in their pants, anytime you want.

 

But only when you have to clean up the mess.

The ability to turn people into hamsters

 

But you turn into an hamster too

The ability to create black hole

 

You'll only be able to hover two centimeters for three seconds at a time.

The ability to talk to animals

 

Only in russian

Tactile telikinesis.

 

But only works when you have to fart.




Ability to copy anybody else's power

 

But only after killing them.

Ability to time-travel WITHOUT aging

 

Only when you are in the TARDIS.





Ability to see people's TRUE selves

 

But they can see yours too

You can moonwalk through the air

 

But only on a moon.






The ability to make stupid people smart, just by touching them

 

But each time you use it, your IQ drops by 2%

The ability to make homophobes dissapear. o.o

 

But you have to use it at least once a day or you'll die

You can understand any language

 

But you cannot be understood in any of them.

You can read and control minds.

 

But only when people are saying horrible things about you.

You can breathe underwater.