What if you woke up next to the person above you?!?

You're not getting out. I'm sorry in my mind we've made a contract.

 

(Sighs) This is absolutely the last time I let my friends blindfold and drug me... Wait, why do I keep letting them do that? And why do I call them my friends? They're obviously terrible people! It never ends well. Not once... well maybe once (Smiling wistfully). Alright you win. (Leans back in the seat and resigns self to fate for now, still watching for any chance of escape).

 

I'm not that bad. I don't dabble in human trafficking often. I may sell you for a bunch of bananas though.

But seriously, T3 drugged you, not me, but you reminded me of a banana so I decided I am going to keep you for as long as you are convenient to me. I will feed you apple pop tarts. I'm not a meanie!

(!)(!)

 

I do like pop tarts... Hmm, there is the slight possibility of being sold... But pop tarts! Human Slave... Pop tarts.... Okay, I'll give you a chance. Nobody else ever offers to feed me in these situations.

 

See! You'll love me! Only pure fruit juice though. Tomato juice. But think of the pop tarts!

 

Endless pop tarts, a shared love of bananas... You're right! Time to throw off the shackles of my old life and embrace the new! I'd never hoped for this much! (shedding tears of joy. Looks up after a moment) wait, pure tomato juice? And nothing else? (starts pounding on the window) Help!

 

You're mine now! Mwahahaha! I have to keep my little banana healthy as pop tarts certainly aren't. Unfortunately we don't get to choose everything in life.

(!)(!)(!)(!)

 

*looks above and asks*
I seem to have been brought in at the wrong time, but where does this case and a half of banana flavored whipping cream and chocolate pie shells go?

 

(Looks at Snow, back at Haf, and back to Snow) Moving past the idea that you deliver to speeding taxis, and I'm perfectly happy to make that leap, HELP ME!

 

*has super powers no one knows and rescues TJM only to shakle her in the basement of my wife's home while dancing around in a white toga*

You are gonna be my bestests friend!

 

*Turns head* What are you doing here? It's not your turn. O.O

 

*smiles wickedly*

i do too think it is my turn!

 

Omnomnom♥

 

hmmmmmm?? lol

 

Whoa, what the... What am I doing in California? I have a doctor's appointment in two hours on the other side of the country. Oh well, at least I'm with somebody cute. (Wishes profile pics would stop being rejected because of format so people can comment on it...)

 

how the hell! i really gotta stop drinking so much... ahh well at least he's cute times for cuddles

 

Whoa.... I've never met an Australian person before... Let alone been to the continent/country...

 

Once you go aussie you ... okay i hav nothing hahaha im not that creative... unless its in the bedroom *wink*

 

O...M...G... You're so cute! *Plans to move to Australia*

 

but your already here waking up next to me hahaha